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0) Sardar in a plane feels vomiting and asked for the vomiting bag.......
air hostess gave him. after few mins when she came back......
every body was vomiting except Sardar....she was surprised and asked.......
Sardar ji in sub ko kya hua????
Sardar: me ulti kiti, in logon nu buri lagi, te me wapis pe liti......

1) Doctor and Sardar love the same girl..
Sardar gives her an apple every day..
Girl asks Sardar the reason of giving apple daily..
Sardar: AN APPLE A DAY, KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY

2) Do Sardar jungle me..........
saamney sher aagaya........
1 ne miti uthai or sher ki aankh me daal k bhagney laga....
2nd wahin khara raha........
1st: abey bhag.........
2n: me q bhagon.........??? mitti tu ne daali he.............

3) 1 Sardar road se guzar raha tha achanak us ne jhuk kr kuch uthaya
aur zor se chillahya KAMINEY LOG POTTY BHI AESEY KRTEY HEN
JESEY KOI SAMOSA

4) FRIEND: ooye tu to doctor k paas ja raha tha na??
Sardar: yaar kal jaaonga, aaj meri TABIYAT KHARAB HE..

5) Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

6) INTERVIEWER: tell me opposite of good.
Sardar: bad.
INTERVIEWER: come.
Sardar: go.
INTERVIEWER: ugli.
Sardar: pichli.
INTERVIEWER: shutup.
Sardar: keep talking.
INTERVIEWER: get out.
Sardar: come in.
INTERVIEWER: oh god!
Sardar: oh devil.
INTERVIEWER: u r rejected.
Sardar: im selected BALLE BALLE!!

7) Frog said to Sardar: Terey paas dimagh nahi he.
Sardar: he
Frog: nahi he
Sardar: he
Frog said, nahi he, and jumps into water
Sardar: IS ME SUICIDE KRNEY KI KYA BAA THI..................

8) Gang of SARDARS broke a bank...
instead of cash, they found bottles of chilled Red Wine..
Happily they drank & went away...
Next day Headline:
BLOOD BANK LUTT GAYA...!!!!

9) Sardar pilot se headphone cheen raha hota he.......
PILOT: ye kia kr rahey ho????
Sardar: ticket hum khareeden, or gaaney tuu akaila suney.......!!!!!!

10) Sardar ne makhi k parr kaat k kaha k urr ja.....
pr makhi nh urri..!!
Sardar ne kaha: "Aaj saabit hogaya k agr makhi k parr kaat diye jaayen to wo sun nhi sakti."